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Corny Jokes
Why can’t you trust duck doctors?
They’re all quacks.
What do you call a musical bear?
A beartitone.
Why don’t melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't-opener!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
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