Bingo Blabber- Week of July 27th- Pugs, Pugs & More Pugs! Thank You Ryan Murphy! And More!

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Week of July 27th, 2026

Thank You Ryan Murphy!

I have no idea how the Ryan Murphy shoot went last week (they ended up shooting on Monday and Tuesday and not cleaning up until Wednesday morning). However I do know that due to the shoot, Hamburger Mary's has never looked better! Somehow they cleaned the entire restaurant, got rid of junk, added some really cool "Mary" type displays and then one of the owners got a crew and rearranged a lot of the booths and tables and they look awesome! I think we may even have a "VIP booth" right in the front. I haven't seen it but it was my idea. Hope it works. Oh, and also- they built a stage! We are now up on a raised stage and it's fun to look down on everyone (not literally) but I have to get used to it. I kept jumping off on Wednesday night and going out in to the crowd. We'll see if I adjust to it.

This week we will be doing our shows on Tuesday and Wednesday night but I will warn you, Wednesday is already sold out. There are two pretty special celebrity guests but I cannot tell you who they are. You will just have to wait until next week for the photos. Mary's is not taking any more reservations but you can try to come but you may end up on the patio. Consider yourself warned!

Next up, some photos from last Wednesday but I couldn't help myself and I changed them a bit. I know you are mad about my AI addiction but I cannot help myself. I get an idea in my head and then I have to do it. You have already seen two examples at the top of this email. Do you see the "Easter Egg" I added on the bingo promo? Crappy you say?

So to give you an example, here is a photo I took on Wednesday night when we benefited "Pug Nation" rescue and even had a few very cute pugs visit us! They remind me of koala bears. At least I think that's correct. maybe they look like panda bears? Any way- here is the original photo-

And here is what I did to it. For all of the photos below that I "altered" I have included a story that was thought up just by me, with no help from...you know who.

And here is the story:

"Academy Award nominated actress Miss Borgia Bloom attends the premiere of her new blockbuster film 'It's A Lovely Day For Bingo' in which she plays a world famous bingo hostess who loses everything and spends the rest of the film trying to get her balls back. She is seen here with her beloved companion 'Scarlett' who, when asked about the film simply said 'I really don't give a damn'."

Here's our next one. The original photo:

And here is what I did to it:

And here is the story:

"Seasoned stage actor Anthony Pugsly reluctantly sat for an exclusive photo shoot for our cameras back stage at New York's Helen Hayes Theatre and insisted on including his three favorite things in the shot. They were his original collar that he wore in his smash Broadway debut 'Dog Day Afternoon,' his favorite book 'The Lux Canine Collection' (which includes several artistic nudes of the actor) and a bowl of Brazil nuts which he snacked on between takes and ended up throwing at the photographer after calling him 'a talentless hack.'"

Here's our next one. The original photo:

And here is what I did to it:

And here is the story:

"Legendary internet influencer Kim Pugdashian shows off her collection of jewelry which she claims was gifted to her by seasoned stage actor Anthony Pugsly during their short lived affair during his three year Off-Broadway run as former President Theodore Roosevelt in 'The World Is A Dog Park- There's Sh*t Everywhere.' According to her, he never asked for the jewelry to be returned. According to him, yes he did.

Whew! That was fun.

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