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Clean Laughs... These were so funny i thought a second look was warranted..
Actual accident excuses used by drivers:
My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
I hit a stationary truck that was coming from another direction
Coming home, I drove into the wrong yard, and collided with a tree I don't have.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of it's path when it hit me.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I had been driving my truck for 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go--so I ran over him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
BUD UM BUM
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