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Corny Jokes
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
When do computers overheat?
When they need to vent.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
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