^{It’s Friday in Denver.}

^{Which means somebody is currently paying $2,400 a month to live next to a train, a Subaru with expired temp tags just cut across three lanes, and at least 14 people are dressed for completely different seasons.}

^{Beautiful city. No notes. ❤️}

^{Meanwhile, Little India is also behaving strangely.}

^{🎷 DOWNING has live jazz tonight from 6:30-9:30 PM because apparently we’re a jazz club now.}

^{Come eat curry while talented musicians create an atmosphere significantly classier than this email.}

^{🌙 6TH AVE is open 24/7 because at some point somebody looked at normal restaurant hours and said:}

^{no ❤️}

^{Dinner? Yes.}

^{Midnight curry? Yes.}

^{2:17 AM naan because your evening took a concerning turn?}

^{We don’t judge.}

^{🏙️ CENTRAL PARK is over there doing Central Park things.}

^{Very composed.}

^{Very civilized.}

^{Probably already found parking.}

^{Honestly, we just let them do their thing.}

^{And then there’s me.}

^{The marketing guy.}

^{Whose job is apparently to take all of this and turn it into a normal restaurant email.}

^

^{I cannot.}

^{I’ve tried.}

^{So instead I’m just reporting the facts:}

^{Downing is jazzing. 🎷}

^{6th Ave has rejected bedtime. 🌙}

^{Central Park is being Central Park. 🫡}

^{Denver is Denvering. 🏔️}

^{And I am somewhere staring at an email campaign wondering how this became my career.}

^Anyway.

^{Come eat.}

^{We have curry.}

^{Denver has… whatever the hell Denver has going on.}

^{See you this weekend. 🍛💀}