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Corny Jokes
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he's always lion.
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