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FLU
Part of what I share here is a confessional, which is a little silly—but here goes: I’ve reached the age of annual shots, and I still don’t get the flu or pneumonia vaccines. Is it stubbornness?
Stupidity? A charming blend of both? Hard to say.
The one time I got a flu shot, my arm swelled up to twice its normal size and I got the flu anyway. Granted, that was more than 20 years ago, but apparently I’m still holding a grudge.
I’m pretty sure I picked up the flu at the Artisan Market last Friday. By Sunday night, it hit me like a ton of bricks. First came the scratchy throat and annoying cough. Monday morning, I woke up with the worst headache of my life. Aspirin, Tylenol—nothing could ease it. I had migraines in my 30s, and I would have given anything for one of those prescriptions.
Tuesday, I could think again, but the congestion and body aches had arrived to keep me company. By Wednesday, I was about 40% better and attempted to work. Thursday morning, I felt like myself, hit the turbo button, and got to it.
And now it’s Friday: the congestion is back, and so is that irritating cough. On the bright side, I lost five pounds this week. Not exactly my preferred weight-loss plan, but I’ll take the tiny consolation prize.
As for the flu shot? I remain undecided.
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