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Greetings!
 
 

I know it sounds gay, but we are definitely less gay across the bored when compared to CMS, BOA, etc, etc.... 

Mainly I am being gay (but only a little) because I'm tired from teacher training... it's going to snow... most likely there will be 5 of you there (maybe 10), and because the whole storm thing is the closest thing to saying that a family member died that one can use when running a business, As a side note, closing completely because of some white stuff, is being UBER gay! 

All other classes are on. I am not that gay. Having said that, I might get calls from teachers that offer gay excuses as to why they can't make it. If they do, then we will update the schedule immediately! 

And rest assured that our online schedule is ALWAYS up-to-date... EXCEPT for today because Amani who refers to me as YB (Young Boos; because I am her youngest boss ever), and I refer to as BYA (because...) didn't do what I asked which was figure out all classes in conflict with Teacher Training and cancel them.

It's my fault for not paying attention and her fault for sucking completely! Anyone who showed for the 10 am class I  apologize again for the mishap and hope the free class pass warrants us a second chance.

Press the snooze button in the a.m. if you are a banker, because all banks in Charlotte are most definitely gay, and will be closed! 


TB

* disclaimer: I am using the word gay as defined by urbandictionary.com as: a
 generic insult. It can mean bad, stupid, whatever you want it to mean.

**Y2 Yoga is in full support of whatever your sexual prowess might be: straight or homosexual (especially chicks... just kidding.... not kidding.... whatever...). Also, pedophiles be damned or at least contract Ebola die and painful and agonizingly slow death. 

*** Pedophiles who feel hurt with my words send your comments to john_walsh@americasmostwanted.com.

**** Haters against the 6:30 thing... send your emails to iwillsurvive@keeptanneralive.com 

I'll be there at 8:10 and 9:15! 

nama nama nama
 
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**** Additional disclaimer: I frequently forget to mention things in newsletters and frequently have to follow up with and additional newsletter including these things. I frequently make mistakes all the time (grammar, spelling, etc...), and I frequently apologize for them. I also frequently use the word "frequently". ;)
 Schedule Changes
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NO 
6:30am  
tomorrow

SINCERELY, 
THE EXHAUSTED YOGI MASTER :)
  
For an up to date look at our schedule click here.

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Samuel Jackson
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee..."

IF YOU DO NOT BRING BACK MY BEEPING TOWELS!

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